DARIA:Quinn, why are you so shallow? How can we be sisters? Maybe you're adopted.
QUINN:MO-OM!!! Daria says I'm adopted! Make her stop!
HELEN:Daria, stop. Quinn, of course you're not adopted.
QUINN:Told you Daria. I mean, how could I be adopted? I'm the attractive and popular one. Maybe you're adopted. You don't look at all like Mom. But I...
JAKE:Helen, make them stop! They know they're not adopted. Now wait a minute, wasn't Quinn...
HELEN:Oh, stop it. No one's adopted here. Now let's finish dinner. I have a meeting in five minutes.
DARIA:Hey, remember when Quinn was one and got abducted by those aliens?
HELEN JAKE & QUINN: DARIA!!!