(Daria and Jane sitting watching Sick Sad World)
TV: Next on Sick Sad World, when koalas get mad, animals in fury.
Daria: I haven't seen this one yet.
Jane: Hmm...surprise, surprise.
(Quinn enters with the Fashion Club)
Sandy: Hey Quinn, your umm cousin or whatever sure spends a lot of time at your house.
Quinn: Umm...well that's because she just admires me sooo much as a role model.
(Fashion Club walks into Kitchen)
Jane: How could we not? Superficiallity is what the world is based on, am I right or am I right?
Quinn: But anyway I have to tell you, Kevin, the one with the Ferrari and Platinum credit card, got tickets for us to see Madonna.
Stacy: You're so cool Quinn!!
Tiffany: Yeah, like let's go to the mall, for outfits, I have my Mom's credit card.
Quinn: Okay just let me get Kevin, he can drive us and I'm a little low on cash. This wouldn't be using him or immoral, would it?
Sandy: No way! I mean he loves you right, and he wants to show it to you, so he should do stuff for you.
Tiffany: Yeah, I mean if he's cool he knows what's important, and that's material possessions, right?
Stacy: Totally, you could never use anyone Quinn, you're way too popular.
(Fashion Club walks out and door Shuts)
Jane: Did you ever manage to put Nitroglycerin in Quinn's baby bottle when she was little?
Daria: No, but there was a gorgeous pair of baboons giving birth next to my Mom in the delivery room and you know how hospital mix ups are.
Jane: Are you saying that the Quinn Morgendorffer is a freak?
Daria: No I'm just saying she's a product of baboon loving.
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